What made the bread sing on Sunday II

Of course, when bakers talk of bread singing, they don't mean what I wrote about earlier. They mean that moment, a few minutes after you've removed the bread from the oven, when it is sitting on the rack to cool: you're controlling your lust to slice into it, since you've believed Breadbox on this (let it cool enough: it really will be better) and suddenly, out of the corner of your ear, you hear it. It's whispering to you, a melodic, crackling whisper of a song, like an old 78 played by hand: and it is whispering "I'll be good, I'll be good, I'll be so good for you..."

Yours, (shhhh....)
N.