Somewhere

Somewhere in South Carolina, a village is missing its idiot. Oh. No, strike that, it's a state house missing its Governor.
Apparently Sanford has been giving the state law enforcement folks the slip on a regular basis --- and went on walkabout on Thursday. His wife reports that he needed some time away from his children to do some writhing or something.
On Fatheads' Day. Oh. No, that's "writing", and on "Fathers' Day". Nice family move, Governor.

Yours, sticking with the first sentence,
N.